cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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