do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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