so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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