then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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