Me too!
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I look better un-naked...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Everyone says I win the strip club
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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