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That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.

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omg, i know.

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we're too high.

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(925): View more from California

can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.

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(305): View more from Florida

you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out

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(850): View more from Florida

I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.

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(513): View more from Ohio

She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"

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(214): View more from Texas

Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.

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(516): View more from New York

She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.

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(917): View more from New York City

so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go

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