1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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