Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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