How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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