Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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