He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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