My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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