That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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