when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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