I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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