you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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