She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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