Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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