i may or may not be watching the land before time
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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