If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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