He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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