she was so not down for the gang bang
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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