I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
