I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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