Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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