sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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