Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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