was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
