is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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