Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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