im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
operation harelip BJ is a go
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
