I molested 6 butterflies tonight
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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