dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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