I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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