O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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