So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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