i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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