so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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