I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
This house was built for laser tag.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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