it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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