Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
