Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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