I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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