Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
wow bdsm is so cute
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