sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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