How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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