I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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