why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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