Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
