What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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